Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Thursday, January 16, 2014
The Love Life of Toothbrushes By Danny Ducks
Chapter One: it was a dark and stormy night of creativity on
Win95.
Yep. I did
this with old tech saved from the junkyards.
I fixed it and it
fixed me.
Now I’ll fix you!
As seen on TV!
And no laugh track
need apply.
How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks By Danny Aponte
Art & Art Direction & Hot Text Copyrighted 2014
So why is China LOL?
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
It's feels so good to be back to normal
Hey, evil gooses, guess what duck is back from the dead?
Why, it’s the only one who can quack the code!!!
Prepare to have your systems Popeye fried.
Surfing Bird sung by The Ramones
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Now pay close attention, 007. This new tech will quack the code
Has this ever happened to you?
You try to protect your personal information from hackers
and still Target Stores acquired! There has got to be a better way!
Well, now there is!
Introducing the greatest and most powerful firewall of all
time---Duck Links!
We actually very much wanted to call it Ugly Duck Links. (We
do)
It’s human rights violation ugly what it does to hackers.
They can never cook our goose.
We overcook theirs.
ORDER NOW!
Monday, January 13, 2014
Humor So Fowl DuckThis Link!
Has this ever happened to you?
You try to protect your personal information from hackers
and still Target Stores acquired! There has got to be a better way!
Well, now there is!
Introducing the greatest and most powerful firewall of all
time---Duck Links!
We actually very much wanted to call it Ugly Duck Links. (We
do)
It’s human rights violation ugly what it does to hackers.
They can never cook our goose.
We overcook theirs.
ORDER NOW!
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